Tuesday, September 09, 2003


donkey2:24 AM

Friday, August 08, 2003

There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit.

Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak... "I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright. I stopped the lad and asked, "What you got there, son?"

"Just some old birds," came the reply.

"What are you gonna do with them?" I asked.

"Take 'em home and have fun with 'em," he answered. "I'm gonna tease em and pull out their feathers to make 'em fight. I'm gonna have a real good time."

"But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do?"

"Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy. "They like birds. I'll take 'em to them."

The pastor was silent for a moment. "How much do you want for those birds, son?"

"Huh?? !!! Why, you don't want them birds, mister They're just plain old field birds.They don't sing. They ain't even pretty!"

"How much?" the pastor asked again. The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, "$10?"

The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's hand. In a flash, the boy was gone.

The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, he opened the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free.

Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story.

One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.

"Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people downthere. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied,

"Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"

"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.

"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you. You don't want those people!!"

"How much? He asked again.

Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears and your life."

Jesus said, "DONE!"

Then He paid the price.

donkey1:42 AM

Wednesday, August 06, 2003

arlows. bloggin finally.

fri- went fer fuid fusion at ard 7. saw jenny sam qiuyu zhi yu etc e sec i alighted. so left my twit of a sis alone. =D we started walkin round. den met tingli finally. went our own ways cos e rest is e $15 tickets. tingli me were quein up when she realized her ticket was wif tootie ru. urgh. so we kept callin her n df. cos dey were tgt. wif michelle tammy n someone. den jaiyi came. yay. she soo chio canns. walaos. she look lyk she's 18? ru n co came at 8.15. somewhere dere. den dey started tellin us bout a realli kute n shuai guy dey saw in e train. n HE CAME N SAT BEHIND US!! wif his friends. i was so toot lorrs. i was lookin at him n he was lookin at me n i said realli loud to tingli: he shuai mehs? actually his qt shuai larrs. but wells... his chao irritatin. dey kept wolf-whistlin. sheesh.

ru wanted to make a good impression so she jus sat dere lyk a lady. n kinda ignored me when i started luffin veh loud n tokin to her. ahahs. im so lame. durin e interval he n his friends left. cos before tat, dey got told off by mrfoo fer makin too much noise. he n mr lee actually came to sit beside df to keep an eye on them. one of his stupid frens kicked my chair three times!! so irritain. i saw two other guys who look alot alot lyk him too. tink bros or sumthg. ended at 10++ was super duper whooper tired fer dno wad donkey reason. went home ate choc cake den started packin fer p.o.p camp. . bot my fav cushion along! =) slept at 12.

sat- went skool at ard 8. met cheryl jenn shu at macs. ate wif dior dev michelle hui wen. den went hurried back before we finished our breakfast cos we were kinda late. three of them were so sweet. helped me wif my gigantic fat bag. we rushed to e drama when we reached skool. put our bags n took e things we need fer sentosa.

we were not fast enuff to get e back seats. sat in e middle. i started givin my squad mates back e money dey gave me to buy e tees. but cheryl me din. durhs. almost fell now lyk twice. fell once on poor alina i tink. den was chao bored. so went to e back wif dior dev michelle hui wen to er.. sing. ahahs. we r e retardedd five or sumthg. we started singin chi songs but dev dun noe how to sing so she started sulkin. dior oso stopped singin fer dno wad stupid reason. ("..)

sang till we reached sentosa. we divided into grps of six. i was wif cheryl jenn shu merisa peiyu. durhs. we were palyin treasure hunt kinda thg lars. our first destination was already wrong. so we had to run back n it's not exactly veh near. all my fault. me n my lousy mad-reading skills. we had to ask some policemen fer directions!!!

we finally found e correct place. den went off to e other place. wadeva. ahahs. we bot a lousy cam. fer 20+. took photos. so fun! i wasted our precious films by takin photos of er... peacocks, peahens n if dere's such thing, peachicks. dey were so kute!! but got scolded by e rest. :p

we reached one stop where dere was this two tall tall " towers" a grp of sec twos cheated us. when we were climbin up, dey were comin down den dey wished us luck cos it's really high. when we went up, we realised it wasn't e palce we were supposed to go! so pist. when we were bout to go across to e "mainland", we saw dior's grp. we cheated them oso. ahahs. so mean. when dey came down, i bluffed them dere was a clue veh well hidden. ahahs. but cheryl told them e truth anyways. we went across tgt.

we finally found e place we were supposed to go. e mams told us we had to go to e top of e tower n wave. but we jus came back n it's chao farr so we cant go back rites. so dey asked us to swim to a wooden float thing in e sea. was qt deep. peiyu was havin her ahem so she couldn't swim. so she n shu walked back to e tower to wave. me merisa jen cheryl went swimmin. so nice. cos i was hot n sweaty aft runnin ard. but e salt water made my eyes sting lyk shit lorrs. eeps.

den we went to dry ourselves n clean off e salt water in e toilet. ended up wetter den i started cos i was playin wif water? ahahs. den fergot wad happened. but our last station was at e ferry place. we were 4th grp. disapointed us. cos we wanted to be last. ate burger king. n took lots of pics. got one me n jenn look so gu niang cos we took e white flower n put it in our hair. ahahs. so fun. aft tat we had to go siloso beach. when we were reachin, we saw this shop which made e glitter thing. so me cheryl jenn made. was so ex lorrs. my was 8. deir's was 10. n heeren's was only 4? dno wad came over us manns. dun tink it's really nice now. most of e glitter came out liaos. n it was supposed to last fer 10 days.

played this game organized by e mams. was qt lame actually. n i lost one round. i had to eat a small raw egg!!! urgh. n dey said it was nice. it din turn out tat way tho. sheesh. aft tat we went back lors. were too tired to sing. kelly neo n i were fightin on e bus. over fries. she actually slipped a packet of chilli down my shirt! den i stuff e burger king bag up her's. ahahs.

went to bathe when we reached skool. e toilet sucks. alina jeannie kelly me flooded it too. cos it was not meant for pple to bathe in. eeeps. went back to drama to practise our skit. was qt nice larrs. considerin e time we took to practise. e dance's so nicee. wheee.

went to dinner in forum. den performed. i tink e sec threes are veh rich. hmmms. deir prez were so shitin nice. hope i get tat when im in sec four. *hints* went to slp aft gettin scolded by sec threes. cos we got ourselves wet but din bring extra clothes. so e bus uncle was mad.

slpt till 4.30. den dey woke us up fer... activation. geez. ran down n got ino pumpin position fer dno how long. we had to keep changin into our slack, den pe shorts. n sec twos n threes even worse, need to change into uniform. sheesh. i was veh blur in e mornin so i ran n piack! landed on e floor, face down. but luckily my arms n knees landed first. but din even stop to see if dere's anythg wrong. when i fell in, i could feel my blood drippin. !!! but ignored it. when oic asked us go change agn, i told her im injured n blahs. so i din have to do. jus sat down in front of pe room.

we went to slp again at 5.30. sec ones were waken up agn at 6. e rest had to do drills till 7, breakfast time. shu had stomachache so no need do. me is cos of my knee. had roti prata fer breakfast. not veh nice larrs. but e curry's nice. vannessa mam shared her chicken porriage frm macs wif her. cos of her stupid stomach. so sweet. =D but it turned out er xin. it was filled wif lots of ginger. ewww.

den me jenn went to toilet. something realli realli furnie happened. but it's not really nice to sae. merisa went back drama. wif peiyu. cheryl shu went to e other toilet. went back drama n slept. four of us on jenn's sleepin bag. which was supposed to be e pillow. den a sec two mam woke us n told us we had to get ready for p.o.p ( passin out parade) me shu shirlene got vip seats. cos we were e "patients". e rest had to stand in e sun fer half an hour.

aft tat we went back to drama. waited fer e sec fours to come. den gave them prez. e sec threes bot this really nice brownie cake thing. yumms. aft exchangin prez, we can go back liaos. i was in a bad mood. so i snapped sat cheryl. eeeps. sorry! den came back. ate nasi lemak n durian. so nice. can taste it. geez.

duyn wan type anymore. tis entry is too long fer my likings. so byees.

donkey1:19 AM

Thursday, July 31, 2003

so tired now. n it only 10++? wakaos. shall go offline soon. wna call karen. n tok bout him.

donkey7:45 AM

arlows. peanut!


stayed back fer e st johns p.o.p thg. mams wanted to c wad we have. but got nothin to show them. feel so bad lors. dey lyk so pist lorrs. hais. so dior jenn me started teachin e rest how to dancee. yepps. was veh veh tired manns. den went wif cheryl jenn to playgrd to... talk. toked bout kindergarten crushes n ahem ahem. so fun! den jenn had to go home fer tution. my dad fetched cheryl to yck mrt. cos i told him she got muscle ache. :p

called chloe at ard 8++. tok awhile on e fone bout ahem ahem. den she started cryin. i oso wna cry wna cry lors. so i ask her come over. cos i cant hug her over e stupid fone. n since she jus live beside me so dere's no trouble at all. she cried summore n tok summore. so poor thg. hais. she went home at 9+.
den i went to slp! crapp. -_-"


wheee. fer ipw my grp got second!!! so happie lorrs. was jumpin ard huggin pple. more of grabbin pple actually. -sheepish smile- yay. danfong jenny's hard
work paid off. n me runnin to e water cooler all e time. ahahs.

durin science todae mohan sae got pple vandilise(?) e drawers. i tot it was me cos he kept lookin n me. but it was actually cashew nut e danielle. so scary. was kinda freaked out. din noe dan rote anythg lorrs. at first i asked walnut e cc to go wif me to tell mohan. but ened up char siew oso went to own up. he din scold us. so nicee.

started e er... nuts society? ccwalnutchiihazel nutdaniellecashew nutmepeanut
so funnie. cos we r nuts so we named ourselves aft er... nuts? ahahs. lame. veh lame.

was veh veh pist durin dance practise fer p.o.p. but it not cos of u cheryl kkaes? but cos of sumthg else. only jenn noes! my dearr darlin jie! aft e dance jenn n i went playgrd to talk agn. i was highly depressed at first. ended up close to tears aft i heard jenn sae bout sumthg. jenn kinda teared. hais.

to all sec one st johns people jennifer called wei min. n wei min said we dun need to bring out uniform to camp. take note in case u dun noe. =)

jenn cheer up alryts? it's not yer fault at all. it's nobody's fault. it jus *poof* n happened kkaes?
dun wan u to be sad kkaes? u got alot of fwens. so dun sae u got no fwens. i will always be dere fer u! =)

cheryl u oso cheer up horrs. dun cut urself agn larrs. so urgh. got anythg can tok to me. n i was not mad at u jus now. it as e hormones? i dno larrs. jus stupid mood swings kkaes? so no need to keep sayin sorry. n i cant go buy e clothes wif u tomms. i need to go fluid fusion. mebbe u can go wif jenn shu?

chloe no need to thank me lars. i din do much lorrs. jus offered u pizza. =D n ask jenn to tok to u. u veh wang en fu yi lehs. las nite i gave u quality tissue nice bed air-conditioned room beautiful peaceful music n handmade cushion. jus now in drama studio u still beat me! blahs. dooties. * e bad rat is sad!* ahahhas.

donkey7:33 AM

Monday, July 28, 2003

deedums. kinda nervous now lors. tomms got piano exam. 8| tink im lyk so dead? bleahs. came home at 6 ++ jus now. had studyin session wif dior n jiayi in e libabry. till ard 3++. dior went home. den i chatted wif siying kelly samantha charlene fer awhile. char is so sick lors. she used cold water to cook e cup noodle? ended up tasteless. i tried e prawn. it was chao soggy. urghs. so er xin. den dey went home.

so i jus sat dere wif jiayi. jiayi studied geo while i fa dai. aft a while steffi n three more cl gers came. den jiayi was damn sians. so asked me to call danfong cristal siqinn to libabry. to study tgt. siqinn n jiayi were so hardworkin. cristal n danfong were jus starin at e page n makin faces. i was still dae-dreamin. den i came up wif a list of e chioest gers in klass to e most urghs ones. first was jiayi mei nu! i was last! :))

den e five of us startin tokin bout who's pretty n who's not in our level. hmmms. was interestin. aft tat i wanted to go home. jiayi oso. but dad was in jb. so cant fetch me. i had to go home myself. +( legs ache lyk hell.

was msg-ing kelly bout *toot*. walaos. so sickk lors. hate kelly canns? go dare me. now she tinks im her bestie or sumthg. eeeks. -throws up-

saw my bro boardin e bus when i was in 70. i was upstairs. he was below. n when we walk in i almost died lors. he walk so damnit fast. cos he wna go home n c his fishes. 8|

lost pam.'s princess diaires. 8( sorry pam.! stupid me. will replace u wif another one kkaes? feel so guilty. she so sweet len me den in lost it. blahhs. im a meanie doot. sorry sorry sorry sorry pam.

screw manns. tomms no need take geo test mum still wan me to studie fer it? cheez. n practise piano. dotties.

oh yarrs. achieved sumthg todae! packed my file durin chi. cos cai poh had cough. now my file is so neat. bot a new file fer hw toos. ahas. im so guai. blahhblahh.

donkey5:23 AM

Thursday, July 24, 2003

ahs. back agn. not yet rite vannessa's letta. nor have i found new template. =) but was lookin at sweet pics. awww. feel pist. grrrr.

donkey4:38 AM

whee. back frm piano. todae was fine actually. played qt well. but theory was kinda pangsai. ehehs. but t'cher offered me nuggets anyways. but i din take it. stupid me. hmmms. shall rite vannessa now. den go look fer nicee template. yeppie. so happy. c div got... third. qt goot lars. oh yarrs. durin recess todae we each were given 2 chicken wings. but i managed to eat five. *beams* took frm frens n sis. michelle ate 4 1/2. we shared half. dat kinda thg lars. ahahs. so fun. still got 3 left in klass. but fergot to take when i left. blahs. was in a hurry.

donkey3:17 AM

peekaboo. so long nv blog liaos. blahs. abandoned my bloggie. gna change template soon. gettin bored of this. readin ootp fer e third time now. blahs.

went to carolanne's house yestd wif danfong jiayi. gwen tingli were oso dere. dey kept practisin dier song. soo nice. gwen's a music genius canns. unfair. den e five of them went carolanne's room. fer somee private talk i guess. den i was shoo-ed out. blahs. so mean kkaes. den i chatted wif karen vannessa n (sensored). so fun. felt alot betta aft tokin to karen bout it. unbelievable lors. talk till my ears damn hot. karen n i started talkin bout how bitchy n flirty she n she are. urghs. so irritatin lors. tink dey so greaat.

had to present todae. fer ipw. wheee. so nicee. at first i was damn nervous. n kept sweatin. cold sweat. aft tat i relaxed alot. was qt fun actually. blahs. but at e endin part rites, i was lyk damn nervous? i dno why. so i suddenly talk >very< fast. ehehs. tink our grp did not bad. cos e judges kept smilin. *beeeg grins* yay. hope i get top three. but e others are lyk so goot? bla. ohhhh. vannessa jus sms me. dey won!! woohoo. tat means dey r in third place lors. awww. sads. but betta den fourth. tho i tink dey shld get first. urghs. still owe her letta. *wails* eeeks. got piano now. *pukes* *faints* *dies* betta go now. n practise. exam nx tues! oppps. byee. will try to blog agn later.ewww.e soursop im eatin has black spots!!! urgh. sick in e stomach manns. ladeedum.

(sensored) miss ya loads manns!

donkey1:56 AM

Sunday, July 13, 2003

jus watched the craft on axn. so freaky! totally dark lors. wonder how witch craft realli works. bro said tat one of his frens plays wif this kinda thg. so scary. it's bout four witches. who somehow met. (i dno e front part. i din watch) den there was sarah nancy bonnie n dno wad. den dey kept playin wif witchcraft. n kept cursin pple n everythg. e woman in e witchcraft shop told them dey will get back triple. but dey din believe. den nancy bot a book on spirits. n dey tried callin on spirits. den nancy succeeded. she became totally evil. killin pple n stuff. den sarah was damn scared. cos nancy killed her bf, chris. so she wanted to back out frm e coven or sumthg. so dey kept hauntin her. den in e end nancy cut sarah's wrist. to kill her. when sarah was alone in her room, she called upon e spirits. n she became damnnit powerful. more powerful den nancy. den she bind nancy frm harmin pple. e show ended wif nancy in mental hospital. n sarah smirkin at bonnie n dno wad. cos dey din believe she has any more power. cos dey lost their's. so she showed them. n scared e shit out of them. damn freaky. but highly recommended. but fer those who r scared of this kinda thg. dun watch. scary. nancy's goth. which made it worse. all white. black makeup. black clothes. n finkin big necklaces n crosses hanging frm neck. ewwww. im racist. against goth. blahs.

donkey2:08 AM

arlows. so bored. feel so depress suddenly. blahs. went fer church in e moning. den went to eat roast duck fer lunch. not veh nice lars. but still not bad. den we went j8. finally bot my track pants. -grins- den mum bot two pairs of slippers. my sis one. mum oso bot e blender thg. ahahs. so furnie. e salemans talk so fast. n his pinkys's nails are lyk damn shit long? so freaky. i listen to him crap till damn sians. so went to macs wif sis n got a drink. when we went back, another saleman frm e same company was tellin mum bout a mop? walaos. damn furnie. but it's qt useful. she wanted to buy. but bro n dad veh impatient liaos. so din buy. but she managed to go her favourite NTUC. bot alot of avocados (?). dad oso bot a new fone fer e studie room. cos e recent fone cuckoo liaos. so lousy. somemore we bot not long ago lors. n this new fone is not cordless. eeks. dont lyk. i tink it's qt ugly. ahahs.


had cca. was qt fun actually. tink im startin to lyk st. johns? alot pple were late. n everyone lyk damn sleepy? played bball. was damn slack lyk las time. jus walk ard n let jin an n kelly play. e sec twos oso. only two pple play. den went fer foot drills. was qt... nice? sweated so damnnit much. so stinky. wenxun mam was in a finky good mood. n when we make mistakes, she kept luffin instead of scoldin us. yay. so nice. yepps. den ruo wei mam (?) came. n dey taught us a new thg. march on e spot den start marchin off. ahahs. i tink my reaction was too slow. so rou wei mam had to gimme private tution tWICE. bleahs. first time i did alon. den second time cheryl, alina n a few others acoompanied me. yay. not so maloo-ing. aft tat we had to do e double salute thg. n how to repot when we come late. den dey wan someone to lyk do. den rou wei mam puposely go n ask me. so embarrassin. my whloe face was red. realize tat i cant make my hand straight. geez. den we went to do sumthg to our caps. dno wad. but we jus sat at e specs stand cos we dno how to do. n tok. ahahas. so furnie.

had tution a ard 4.30. arghs. hate tat finky t'cher more n more kkaes. he sucks lors. had my infamous black face fer e 2 whloe hours. n sis was still lyk so happy, singing away. sheesh. den he go n copy e quetion wrongly, n aft a while i told him. den he sae i need to be more carful. nx time dun copy wrongly? walaos. fcuk lors. not even i copy one. go blame me. so i told him is he copy one. den he said: so wad r u tryin to tell me? freak lors.

so ... den i msg jenn n told her. den he saw me n ask me if i knew how to use e fone dic. durhs. of cos i noe rites. so i told him yarr. den he started sayin how convinient(?) it was. i was so tempted to offer to teach him. cos he wad msg-ing when he was suppose to be teachin us. n he type lyk dno wad shit. so slow. i was totally rolling my eyes in front of his stupid face. he din even notice? aft awhile he ask if we noe how to send e-mail? geez. he tink we so dumb arhs. he started crappin bout if we wna contact him we can send him e-mail. but he will only reply n nx mornin cos he checks his e-mails at nite. so? as if i can lyk tat lors. n he nv heard of fone mehs? wna contact him can call one wads. so lame.

was on e verge of slappin him when e long awaited 6.30 came. phews. went to watch tv. wheees. so enjoyable. hate him more den ever. bleaghs.

donkey12:42 AM